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In response to my
"I can't believe
how incredibly
stoked I am for
tonight's Office
episode." - I
was utterly
disappointed. The
episode itself was
good but I was
expecting a 'balls
to the wall fight
between Jim and Roy
for the love of Pam.
Instead Roy got laid
out like a little
bitch with pepper
spray. Anyway,
enough of that rant
- check out this
sweet gamed called
snow ball 2007.
Joke of the Day:
An Irish
daughter had not
been home for over
five years. Upon her
return, her father
cursed her. Where
have ye been all
this time? Why did
ye not write to us,
not even a line? Why
didn't ye call? Can
ye not understand
what ye put yer old
mum thru? The girl,
crying, replied,
"Sniff, sniff...
Dad... I became a
prostitute..." "Ye
what!!? Out of here,
ye shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this
family." "OK, Dad --
as ye wish. I just
came back to give
mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed
to a ten bedroom
mansion plus a
savings certificate
for $5 million."
"For me little
brother, this gold
Rolex and for ye
daddy, the sparkling
new Mercedes limited
edition convertible
that's parked
outside plus a
membership to the
country club...
(takes a breath)...
and an invitation
for ye all to spend
New Years' Eve on
board my new yacht
in the Riviera,
and..." "Now what
was it ye said ye
had become?" says
dad. Girl, crying
again, "Sniff,
sniff....a
prostitute dad!
Sniff, sniff. "Oh!
Be Jesus! Ye scared
me half to death,
girl! I thought ye
said a Protestant.
Come here and give
yer old man a hug." |
