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Tuesday
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(11:12pm)
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April
3 -
2007
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New
Article
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Lose
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I can't believe how
incredibly stoked I
am for tonight's
Office episode. I
mean Christ, we've
been waiting for a
month to find out if
Roy is going to
whoop Jim Halpert's
ass! Tune in to NBC
Tonight, or just
check out our load
of free funny videos
at Daily Funk
including today's
update the new
ski crash
video.
Joke of the Day:
A man and his
wife are dining at a
table in a plush
restaurant, and the
husband keeps
staring at an old
drunken lady
swigging her gin as
she sits alone at a
nearby table, until
the wife asks, "Do
you know her? "Yes,"
sighs the husband,
"She's my ex-wife.
She took to drinking
right after we
divorced seven years
ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober
since." "My God!"
says the wife, "Who
would think a person
could go on
celebrating that
long?"
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Wednesday
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(12:44pm)
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April
4 -
2007
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New
Game
Added
- Simpsons
Trivia |
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Not much to say
today. The weather
is gloomy outside
and we got an ass
ton more snow. This
is probably the
longest winter I can
remember. There has
been snow on the
ground since the
beginning of
October. Well, it's
a good day to stay
in and work, so
here's a new game
called
simpsons trivia.
The game is in a
'who wants to be a
millionaire style'.
See how much money
you can make, I got
up to 250,000 first
try - no life lines!
Joke of the Day:
One day at the
rest home, an old
man and woman are
talking. Out of
nowhere the woman
says, "I can guess
your age." The man
doesn't believe her,
but tells her to go
ahead and try. "Pull
down your pants,"
she says. He doesn't
understand but does
it anyway. She
inspects his rear
end for a few
minutes and then
says, "You're 84
years old." "That's
amazing," the man
says. "How did you
know?" "You told me
yesterday." |
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Tuesday
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(11:12pm)
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April
3 -
2007
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New
Article
Added
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Lose
Man
Boobs |
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Well holy handjob
it's an article
update! I can't
remember the last
time that one of
these bad boys hit
the front page.
Since it's been so
long since we've had
a new article I
thought I'd whip up
something extra
special. I am very
proud to present you
with this weeks
article update,
entitled
lose man boobs.
Learn how you
can lose your moobs
in 4 weeks or less
:)
Joke of the Day:
A judge asks a
defendant to please
stand. "You are
charged with
murdering a school
teacher with a chain
saw. "From out in
the audience a man
shouts, "You lying
bastard!" "Silence
in the court!" the
judge shouted back.
He turns to the
defendant again and
says, "You are also
charged with killing
a paperboy with a
shovel." "You
goddamned tightwad!"
blurted the
spectator. "Quiet!"
yelled the judge.
"You are also
charged with killing
a mailman with an
electric drill."
"You cheap son of
a..." the man starts
to shout. The Judge
thunders back, "If
you don't tell me
the reason for your
outbursts right now,
I will hold in
contempt!" "I''ve
lived next to that
lying bastard for
ten years now, but
do you think he ever
had a goddamned tool
when I needed to
borrow one!"
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