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Thursday - (9:30am) - April 20 - 2006 - New Article Added - Phat Rags
Phat Rags My girlfriend is off to the Dominican today for 2 weeks while I'm stuck here working. However, what she didn't realize is that she left on the 20th of April...get it?! 420 Baby! Anyway, a new article has been added taking a look at that site phat rags I'm sure most of you have seen on all the other humor sites. Have a great weekend everyone, keep it green!

Joke of the Day:
One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels down at the altar and begins to pray to God, stating that he owes many people money and asks to win the lottery. After he is done praying, he gets up and walks out. The next Sunday he goes to the same church and pleads with God through his prayers to let him win the lottery so that he can pay these people back. The next Sunday comes around and Shane enters the church very upset and close to tears, he kneels at the alter and asks why God is doing this to him and say's that he has asked to win the lottery for three weeks now and nothing. Suddenly there came a loud bang of thunder and God spoke, "Shane, meet me halfway: Buy a damn ticket!"

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Wednesday - (12:58am) - April 19 - 2006 - New Video Added - Funny Beer Commercial
I'm not off to bed yet. I've also added a new video called funny beer commercial so check it out (now I'm off to bed). Be sure to check back this week as we've got one more fantastic update right for you! Peace out!

Joke of the Day:
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.” So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.” The guys says, “Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got.” The bartender says, “What've you got?” The guy says, “75 cents.

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Tuesday - (11:38pm) - April 18 - 2006 - New Article Added - Loans Canada
loans canada I hope you all had a great Easter break and spent some quality time with your family and friends. It's Tuesday and its back into the grind for everyone including myself so here's a fan-tabulous article on a new site called loans canada. It contains great information on, well, just guess! Have a gooder!

Joke of the Day:
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference. "She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

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