Daily Funk Archives
Sunday - (3:13pm) - April 16 - 2006 - New Video Added - Crazy Fight Video
crazy fight video First off let me wish you all a very Happy Easter! I hope everyone's enjoying their time off work and is looking forward to their Turkey dinners! For those of you that like to surf the web while you eat, check out this crazy fight video that was just added. Have a great night everyone.

Joke of the Day:
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."

crazy fight video

 

Wednesday - (11:46pm) - April 12 - 2006 - New Article Added - Cast a Spell
cast a spell It's pretty late and I need to get some shut eye. Tomorrow will be a busy day with work and such and my brothers band is playing tomorrow night at some bar. I told him (since I invited a bunch of friends) he'd better be good and not embarrass me or he can't sit with us when he's done his set! Anyway a new article has been added called cast a spell so check it out and get some damn sleep!

Joke of the Day:
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.” The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.” The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses.”

cast a spell

 

 

Tuesday - (11:23pm) - April 4 - 2006 - New Article Added - Exercise Programs
natural acne treatment A new article has been added that takes a look at another new acne site called natural acne treatment. Check it out or if you can't read play some free flash games or check out the funny videos section! Stick around this week as we've got 2 more updates coming at you!

Joke of the Day:
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

natural acne treatment

 

 

<< previous

next >>

home