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Thursday - (12:43pm) - April 6 - 2006 - New Article Added - Get Paid To Shop
get paid to shop It's been a pretty busy week here. Lots of work to do and lots of concerts to go to and to top it off tonight is my girlfriend's birthday party so it should be another late night. Anyway, I gotta have a shower hit up the gym and get ready for tonight so here's an article on get paid to shop. Have a great weekend everyone!

Joke of the Day:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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Wednesday - (11:55pm) - April 5 - 2006 - New Game Added - Online Reflex Game
online reflex game What a night! I left my house at 3:00 this afternoon and went to a friends house 'cause we were going to the Taste of Chaos Tour 2006! I got to see and meet some great bands like Thrice and the Deftones and rocked the shit in the mosh pit! Anyway, I'm a little fried from the 10 free Rock Star energy drinks I drank so I'm going to bed, but here's a game called online reflex game  that you guys should check out!

Joke of the Day:
Back in the day, when they stamped each can in the grocery store with a sticker price, there was a store employee doing just that. Standing in the aisle next to him was a lady trying to figure out what she wanted. The employee smelled that this lady had let a silent bomb escape from her ass. Quite annoyed at her indiscretion, he said to her, “Wait 'til you see the prices, lady. You'll shit!”

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Tuesday - (11:23pm) - April 4 - 2006 - New Article Added - Exercise Programs
exercise programs It's very late and I'm tired. A new article has been added to the Health and Body section about a site called exercise programs so if you're looking for a good read to fall asleep to, check 'er out.

Joke of the Day:
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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