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Friday - April 22nd - 2005 - (4:35am) - Why am I still awake... man....
Well its 4-o-freaking clock in the morning here, and I am still up dicking around on the computer. I just finished up some articles I made for a new DIET SITE which is coming soon, so all y'all fat punks should check that out when its finished.

As far as anything Daily Funk related, I am unsure about what I am going to update tonight. Maybe a video, maybe a picture who knows... but what I do know is... actually I don't know anything. Ok, I am going to pick an update from a hat and that's what you get, so whatever it is its a mystery and click here to figure out what it is!

mystery update

Tuesday - April 19 - 2005 (2:32pm) - Spring is "safety-season" people

self defense products

Doesn't this bother anyone else? Approximately thirteen million people (approximately 5% of the U.S. population) are victims of crime every year. Approximately one and a half million are victims of violent crime. Crime in the United States alone accounts for more death, injuries and loss of property then all Natural Disasters combined.

Those were crime stats from 1960-2000 straight from the FBI. Yikes, anyway I don't want to have to worry about getting shanked when I'm sitting on my toilet, so check out the article, or just go directly to the site!

self defense products

Monday - April 18 - 2005 (4:30pm) - Hmmm, what to say?

sumo wrestling game

Hey, who here wants to defend themselves and the ones they love? Well I know I sure do, so if anyone agrees you should check out this Taser Gun site and buy some crap and shock the living hell out of each other!

After weeks and weeks of gut wrenching, muscle tearing, brain crushing work I have finally added another game to the games page, and you can find it here.

Well that be it, later peeps!

sumo wrestling game

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