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Saturday - April 16 - 2005 (3:30am) - And back by popular demand!
desktop strippers Seeing how this was voted the number one article by fans and viewers alike, I thought it would only be suiting that it made the front page once again. If you are having problems clicking on the pictures of these gorgeous ladies, you can click here instead.

Anyway folks, that's about it and its getting late! Have a good night, and come back as there will an update to the games page! Good-night!

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Wednesday - April 13 - 2005 (1:30pm) - What kind of crap is that?!
rally car video Added a new clip today on the videos page so y'all should check it out. Well, there's not much doing here its raining and cold. I was possibly going to go for a bike ride but maybe tomorrow...
 
Have any of you heard about that "Driving for Dollars" company. Apparently all in one spot, members can learn tips on how to get approved, track their applications and find the companies that will actually pay them or give them a free car! 

I donno, sounds pretty wild to me, you guys should check it out and you can find it right here.

rally car video

Tuesday - April 12 - 2005 (3:35pm) - I wish my cell phone was free...
free cell phone People always say "think positive" and "be thankful for what you have". Me being the negative ungrateful person that I am, I decided it would probably be a good idea to attend an evening Church service to give thanks. 

I go to church and the service was super boring and I ended up nodding off a couple of times. I did however receive a free bible; thank you Jesus! I left and was feeling a little disheartened when I realized something... I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE CAR! Of course, I couldn't curse and swear in the middle of a church parking so I sucked it up and got a coat hanger to see if I could pull a McGuyver. 20 minutes later I gave up and called a tow truck. I sat on the roof of my car watching people drive away as I endured the painful 30 minute wait for the tow truck (damn these big cities... more on that later) 

The tow truck arrived, it took him a mere 2 seconds to unlock the car and I shelled out a hard-earned $65.00 dollars. $65.00 dollar's to unlock my door? Either I got screwed, or that's how much it costs in these big cities. I went home, bible in hand and 65 dollars poorer regretting the donation I had made... I could really use that $3.00 bucks right about now. 

I get home, sort through my mail and there is a letter for me. I open it up expecting to receive money or even maybe a letter from a friend. Sadly no, it was my cell-bill. The information contained in the bill was just informing me how much my payment was going to be, and when the money was to be taken out. You guessed it, the bill was to be taken out of my account that night and I was just shy of making the payment. Of course the banks were closed as it was Sunday at around 9:00pm. I frantically called my cell phone company to see if there was anything we could do, like delay the bill or something. The lady on the other end of the phone didn't speak very good English, and I think I ended up buying a vacuum or some crap.

You can see where this story is going... basically going to church that night cost me around $130.00 dollars. $65.00 Dollars for the tow truck, $3.00 dollars for the donation, $1.50 for the Dr. Pepper I drank whilst waiting for the truck, $20.00 late payment fee from my cell-phone company, $20.00 fee from my bank for not having enough in the account and finally $20.00 from some credit company due to the lack of payment for my cell-phone.

Anyway, added a new article labeled "free cell phone" to the articles page. Check it out.... LOL

free cell phones

Nokia 3120
Nokia 6620
Samsung X426
Samsung E316
Sony Ericson T637
LG 4015
Motorola V515 Color
PalmOne Treo 600





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